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Thank you for explaining this bewildering sport. Your explanation makes perfect sense. I will take it to heart and avoid football games in the future.

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Mar 31, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

I feel the same way!

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Hating violence of any kind, I must confess I liked having a team to route for when I lived in Mass. - my son especially loved the sport. We used to hold a Super Bowl party every year and we all loved it - especially the food!!

Since I've lived in Florida, I've only followed Brady which makes me a traitor to those who are ardent fans of the Patriots! And, I'm actually glad he retired because I now can be against the sport due to the brain injuries. I should have been all along but came late to the reality of the problem.

Sorry for the serious nature of the post - I did get some chuckles out of this piece but I have been thinking a lot about violence lately - it's hard not to with what's going on all the time in our country

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

NOW I get it... not that I’ll be watching it, but at least I get it!

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

You made the game funnier than the ones I used to watch to keep my honey company.

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

OMG Best description I've ever read. I'm a few seconds type fan too. Bwahahaha.

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

I didn’t like it until I was over fifty. But being a Pilates Instructor I fell in love with the slow motion replays. I love their tight pants and muscles. To me they’re ballet dancers 👯‍♀️

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

PS. Did you spend that quarter? What a lucky find.

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Mar 30, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

Oh boy, am I with you. I have never understood the love of football or wanting to watch people get hurt. Sometimes I feel like I’m not a true American with my lack of interest in most sports. I love all the pregame television commercials for Super Bowl, wings and chips and dips and food, food and more food. I never buy any of it Actually, the dog commercials are the only reason to tune in and that on occasion I’ve done.

You nailed it with this and I salute you and may I add, the amount of money they get paid and the amount of money people have to pay (and do???) to go to a game, is astounding to me and simply not right.

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Mar 29, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

Ha, ha, ha...so funny!!

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I'm with you!!!

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Love this!!! Laughing out loud 😂😂😂

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Mar 29, 2023Liked by Elizabeth Berg

Love this! I went to football games in high school to watch various guys I had a crush on, too. I never found any money, but I was always happy at half time not to be in the band trying to play an instrument and make a design, too. Sports in general do not make sense to me.

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Haha! Well, how did the speech go? I would have loved for you to read this to them...!

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I thought this was funny. I’m not a huge sports fan because I can’t control anything about it. I see so many people on social media who have sports teams in their bios. That’s not part of my identity. I’m looking forward to reading your new book, Elizabeth.

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Thank ypu!

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